where do i begin?

so much has happened, dear blog, since our last meeting, and i must apologize sincerely for my seeming disregard of your charms. oh, if you were someone else's blog, you might have daily attention and feel honored and esteemed, like a pampered cat, or prize-winning orchid. but no, you had to be my blog, which means you will forever have to fight for attention, the red-headed stepchild in a room full of beauty queens. sorry bout that, blog, guess you can't help who started you and we'll just have to work on this relationship a little harder. see ya tomorrow, blog, no really, i mean it, for serious.

xoxo,
emily